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Didn’t Take Long

December 4, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Observant readers may have noticed a tab at the top of this page where I post a selection of jokes on a Friday.  It didn’t take long for the Tiger Woods jokes to appear………………………

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 300 metres.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300
metres

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree…he
couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger
should have used a driver

I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am; sometimes you
can’t see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger’s wife went for him over a birdie.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
morning?

They went clubbing.

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  1. june in florida
    December 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    No comment, totally tired of Tiger Woods news and the White House gate crashers. The first is his business and the second the Secret services.

    June – For a “no comment” you did well. 😀 Jusy tying to lighten the subject.

  2. june in florida
    December 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Always thought if Bill Clinton when asked “if he had sex with that woman” had answered “it’s none of your business” would have saved everyone a lot of trouble and money.

    Unfortunately, no, and that wouldn’t have been the end of it. The public has an obsession with celebrities private lives.

  3. December 5, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Who cares? I mean, really, is this a world shattering bit of news? All those rich and famous people misbehaving themselves just make me think that they deserve what they get.
    But I do think the jokes are funny. I saw a great portrait of Tiger and his wifey…. she was holding a golf club and smiling and he had lost quite a few teeth. And I always thought Tiger looked like a decent sort of chap, just shows what a bad judge of character I am!

    I’m trying to think of that joke about men and their brains in their penises

  4. December 5, 2009 at 2:12 am

    Apparently the first swing she took was met with dirision on her technique…

    The second swing was met with his face…

    Different strokes for different folks?

  5. AZ
    December 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Gees what a surprise man with tons of money, who is constantly traveling, who isn’t bad to look at has an affair with a gold digging trollop. I’m surprised the others kept their mouths shut, maybe he paid them off royally.

    AZ – Seems his cheque book has been very busy lately. Could get a real hiding soon when Mrs Woods takes him to the cleaners.

  6. December 6, 2009 at 1:04 am

    Brains penises?

    “Why didn’t God give women extra brains?”

    “No penis to put it in.”

  7. muscat55
    December 6, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    The jokes were good, but it is all very sad, did he really think in this day of cheque book journalism, that his female companions would keep quiet? I feel so sorry for his children, it sure doesn’t pay to be the child of a famous person in this day and age.

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